4 posts tagged “cats”
All of you Cute Overload addicts have probably seen this already, but this is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a loooong time. Mostly because it's true!!
For those of you who missed it...... TA DAH!!!
LMAO!!!!!
*Stands up hesitantly, taps on microphone*
Me: Um, is this thing on?
Group: Yes!
Me: Oh, um.. ok.... Well, I'm Denise...
Group (in unison): Hi Denise!
Me: *clears throat* Um...hi! I'm Denise and I'm.....a CAT - aholic
Group: *golf claps*
Me: Well, I'm here because I LOOOOVVEE cats. I mean I
REEEAAALLLYY love cats. I have two nine year old babies at home right now.
*holds up picture*
Me: I have zero days sober. ZERO! I can't imagine giving up kitties. How do you guys do it??
Cat - aholic 1: Well, we don't actually. This is like an ANTI - 12 step group. We promote the loving and adoption
of kitties galore!
Me: But...but.... I even...*looks around*....SPOON my Pooh at night! He MAKES me do it, I tell 'ya!
He snuggles up against me with his back to me, and then leans his head back and looks at me
as if to say "let the snorgle-ing begin". (My cat has picked up vocabulary from C.O.) Am I out
of control?
Fellow CAT - aholics out there? What do you think? Do I need to cut back on the kitty adoration?