Ya' know that cat litter commercial.....

Aug 20, 2008 at 4:44 PM
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Ya' know that cat litter commercial where the cats all come over to
one house & have a party while their hoomans are gone?

That happened at my house today.

My guys seem to fly past me & get outside every time I try leaving for
a Dr's. appointment. Most of the time I do not have the time (or the
physical wherewithall) to get them back in & still catch my
handicapped bus. SO today I left the back door open just a skosh so
they could get back in. I was only going to be gone for 2 hours. I
figured it'd be ok.

When I got home, 2 of the neighborhood strays were IN MY HOUSE with
Pooh & Tipper!! They hightailed it out of here pretty fast once they
saw me though.

Once I got the stereo turned down, vacuumed up all the confetti &
pulled down the disco ball I confronted my furry kids. And of course
they were all sweet & innocent...."What? You TOLD us to be nice &
make friends, right??!!" as they both ppbbllfttt'd out some confetti
that was in their mouths.

BUSTED!!! Ok, Voxers. Grounding them doesn't seem to do the trick.
What do YOU think would be an appropriate punishment for such
SHENANIGANS??!!! I am at my wit's end, I tell ya! Sheesh!!!

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I'm all for making them play dress up and doing a photo shoot. If that doesn't embarrass them enough to stop with the behavioural probelms, I don't know what will. LOL

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Heh. I really can't blame Pooh, Tipper, or the strays!

But dressup would be good anyway.

haha!! I'm sorry, but I think it'd be funny to come home and find a bunch of cats in my house like that!

You need to figure out some way to contain them in your home so they can't get out --- seriously, mc2.

If that's not gonna happen, make sure the liquor cabinet's locked when you leave --- and leave a bowl of condoms on the coffee table...
&:oS

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Great, now I have images of Kitty Kondoms in my head... Probably catnip flavored...

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LOL! Oh those kittehs of yours. You need to super glue them before you go anywhere

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Meep! Disco kitties and Cat burglars!

And when poor mc2 turns her tv on later that night to relax, she finds it's turned to some sleazy Adult Kitty channel...
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hahaha!! Or this, Car!
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Loved your post! I guess they've been running outside to play with their friends.

I've got one (an inside-only cat) who regularly steps outside with the dogs, then gets scared and has to be rescued back inside. You think she'd learn, but nooooooo....

LOL!

Yes, I have been letting them out on really pretty days. They're big chickens, though, They usually just stay right on the patio & get solar powered. I keep a close eye on them & they come in right away when I call, so.... When the dreary, rainy weather comes back they won't be going out! 8-)

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Heehee! Next time Tipper & Pooh throw a party, the Miao Bros will be sure to turn up with lots of catnip and real live mousies to play with.

musicchick2 replied to little miao’s comment:
Aug 27, 2008
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I'd LOVE to come home & find the Miao brothers here, all of 'em high on catnip. REAL LIVE mousies??!!?? Maybe not so much. *shudder* Tipper aDORES those little felt-y ones. Will those suffice?

In theory, it would be TOTALLY funny!!! But I guess I'm a grump, but when two feral kitties sneak into my house, and one of them tries to "leave his mark" on the place, it's not so funny. :-/

KITTY KONDOMS!!!! & KITTY PORN??!! LMAO! I asked Tipper about the Kitty porn, & all I got was this completely innocent face, like he didn't even know what kitty porn was! ;-) Now, pondering the kitty kondoms....wouldn't they be kinda small? And pretty difficult to put on without thumbs? Now if one of the kitties was polydactal..... *scratches chin, trying to figure that one out* Catnip scented/flavored? Most definitely!! ;-)

musicchick2 replied to Kzinti’s comment:
Aug 27, 2008
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Check out my reply to YGRS re the kitty condoms, etc. ;-)

Kzinti replied to musicchick2’s comment:
Aug 28, 2008
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Polydactal... Hmmm... Which means you should be talking with Kirk to see what his kitteh has been up to... LOLOL

Ya know, mc2 lives kind of close to Kirk's thumb-kitties...

(PS nice banner of cranky's photo -- but what do you expect the cats to do when you yourself have the ceiling of a BAR on your blog?? "I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, MOM!" hehehehe)

ooooh....your banner IS beautiful!!

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*giggles*

You've really got some pesky kitties there......I've got no ideas at all -- never had kids, and Sweeie woudln't open the door to any other cats if you paid him - lol!