Pssttt! Wake up!

Tipper: *whispers* Psssttt!!! Pooh! You awake?
Pooh: *mmrrttt, snooore, YAWN, snore*
Tipper: Pooh!? I need to ask sumthin'!
Pooh: *snore, mrrrtttt*
Tipper: POOH!!
Pooh: Mrooow, *sneezes, opens one bleary eye barely a slit* BIG YAWN*
Geeesh! Whadda you want? I'm sleepin heah!
Tipper: Where'd you hide the TV guide?
Pooh: Ummmmm.......
Tipper: C'mon!
Pooh: What's so imPORtant, dude? Geesh!
Tipper: I wanna watch Animal Planet! They've got "Growing up Black
Leopard " on! She's HOT!
Pooh: *sarcastically sing-song* I thought you had a "girlfriend"!
Tipper: She's in Pencil vain ya, wherever that is. *pouts*
Pooh: Oh alright. The TV guide I hid undah the placemat thingie where
the food is. I hid it there when Mom had her back turned & was getting
the tuna juice for us. *smacks lips*
Tipper: Tuna juice? You hid it UNDER there??!!
Pooh: WHAT?
Tipper: You stuck your foot in the tuna juice & spilled?
Pooh: Sooo?
Tipper: *deep sigh* NOW there'll be tuna juice on the TV guide! We'll
get BUSTED again!!
Pooh: *light bulb over his head tries to flicker on, sputters & dies &
he starts to fall asleep*
Tipper: We're gonna get in TROUBLE! *anxiously jumps up onto chair,
steps on just the right button on remote & then pushes mute button* He
thinks to himself, "Well I can watch Aminal Planet for a while at
least before she wakes up & finds out" Le sigh... *black leopard cub
appears on tv* Hey! Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! How YOU doin',
Babee!
Pooh: *Snooore*
And Scene.